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Astrology meets 2025 chaos in this hilariously accurate zodiac tee collection. Each shirt features a quote that perfectly captures how your sign is coping, thriving, or spiraling through the year. Whether you're planning an exit strategy or just emotionally unavailable until further notice, there's a tee here that gets you.
Soft, witty, and undeniably relatable, these tees are perfect for astrology lovers, meme connoisseurs, and anyone who’s just trying to survive 2025 with their sun sign’s energy intact.
Quotes by Sign:
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Capricorn: “I don't believe in hope, I believe in strategy.”
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Aquarius: “I predicted this. You didn't listen.”
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Pisces: “I have no idea whose emotions these are, but they are ruining my day.”
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Aries: “I see the bad news, I just don't internalize it.”
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Taurus: “I will acknowledge the crisis after my snack and a nap.”
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Gemini: “Live. Laugh. Leave the country.”
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Cancer: “I'm exhausted and I haven't even started overthinking yet.”
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Leo: “If society collapses, I'm still celebrating my birthday.”
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Virgo: “I have a spreadsheet that could save this country.”
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Libra: “Only thing I'm undecided on is where to move.”
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Scorpio: “I'm not shocked, I'm tired.”
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Sagittarius: “Let me out of America's group chat.”
Details:
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Unisex fit – true to size and cozy enough for existential dread
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Ultra-soft cotton blend
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Sizes S-XL
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Printed with love (and a little astrological sass)
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Great gift for your astrology-obsessed bestie or your rising sign crisis
🌟 Pick your sign, wear your truth, and let the stars do the talking.
✨ Your sign knows what’s up—let your shirt say it for you. ✨
Looking for 2XL or 3XL or a shirt color that isn't listed? Send me a message—I may be able to do a custom order just for you!
